Image via Wikipedia
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style.”
The contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, then down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I’m Gay”, “I Love Kanye West,” “Boycott Beef”, “George Strait Sucks”, “Hillary in 2012” and “Abolish the NRA!”
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.